New Law on the Books in Cali

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So in California, they've got this law on the books that would ban all tobacco in baseball stadiums. Problem with that law is, unless they're gonna give everyone going to a baseball game a TSA style scan and pat-down, or just pat the lips to check for the packs, then people are gonna smuggle it in. Or are they gonna use tobacco-sniffing dogs? I mean, tobacco smell lingers even after you use it (though the dogs will be the ones to detect it, not you). Are you gonna ban people who have used tobacco but don't have any on them at the moment?

I mean, I use tobacco - Swedish snus - and unless you were looking for a tiny bulge above my upper lip, you wouldn't know I was using it. Honestly, just let the men and ladies have their chaw, as long as they don't spit and make a nuisance of themselves. I wonder what all those liberals who are for banning tobacco think of marijuana. I wish they would stop banning stuff my ancestors gave to them.
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doomrater's avatar
Lighting up is a lot easier to catch and what I imagine they really want to do away with, but I guess are too lazy to make an exception to the law?